ANDY THINKS HOTELS TOO EXPENSIVE
And I can remember real cheap motel rooms back in the 1970s. Now, if you find one under $50, at least one you're willing to stay in, that is really doing something.
Anyway, I was watching the Andy Griffith Show today and Andy and Barney went to Raleigh and checked into a fancy hotel. Barney figured that with so rich folks in the place, there must be a lot of crime. Andy had just checked in and turns to Barney and says, "You want to know crime? This hotel is charging $7 a night."
A PROBLEM WITH McDS
I see that construction on the new McDonald's here on US-12 in Spring Grove, Illinois, is proceeding along very well. This could cause a real big situation come the next time the chain starts selling their McRibs.
What Would Homer S. Do? -- RoadDog