Good Gosh, More Things to Hang Up on the Walls

After my stop at J-R's in NC on my way home last wekk, I bought one of those big metal stars to hang up on the gazebo and that wooden "How Many Roads Must a Man Go Down...Before He Admits He's Lost" sign for inside. As those folk of infinite wisdom, Da Yoopers, from Michigan's Upper Peninsula, said in one of their hilarious songs: "I think we're lost. I've been lost before and this is what it looks like." //// Only problem now is finding a place to hang it up. The basement Margaritaville/North Woods walls are getting mighty full, practically floor-to-ceiling in some places. //// And Liz won't let me hang anything more upstairs, in a vail attempt to keep me from cluttering in her domain. //// I'll Have to Have a Drink and, As Ricky Ricardo Would Say, "Thin'" About It. Maybe I Can "Sneak" One Upstairs? --RoadDog

Funny Signs From Around the World-- Part 2

Safety Ladder: Use At Your Own Risk
Air Will Be Taken Out of Tires, License Plates Removed from Unauthorized Parkers
Sudden Gunfire
Caution Pedestrians Slippery When Wet

RoadDog

Funny Signs from Around the World-- Part 1

From Yahoo! Travel, Travel + Leisure, by Joshua Pramis.

Ever drive down a road and see a sign that made you chuckle.  Here are some:

Big Tree
Fresh Picked Candy Corn
The Optimist Club of Cape Fear
Eat Here Or We'll Both Starve
Caution: Free Range Children Playing
Going Out of Business (underneath it a sign saying "Now Hiring."

Got Some More.  --RoadDog