Or, Waylon Would be So Proud.
From the September 19th Chicago Tribune.
Few things mess a perfectly good drive down the road more than the flashing lights of a police car behind you, especially if you've had a few drinks.
This is a story out of Orland Park, Illinois. A 38-year-old Orland Park woman was pulled over early in the morning of September 9th on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.
Police reported that when asked to walk a straight line, she sashayed back and forth, hands on hips, as though she was a runway model.
THEN, she asked officers to read her her "AMANDA RIGHTS."
Just what are her "Amanda Rights?"
The Tribune took a look at Waylon Jennings' 1979 #1 hot, "Amanda."
"You have the right to be a gentleman's wife. You have the right to light up the life of an aging country boy. If you can not afford a light, one will be provided for you at no charge."
I Only Had a Coupla beers, Occifer. --RoadDog
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