More of Illinois' Most Boring Towns-- Part 1: Oh, No! My Village Makes the List!!!

From Road Snack!  "These Are the 10 Most Boring Cities in Illinois."

As the disclaimer reads:  "This article is an opinion based on facts and is meant as infotainment.  Don't Freak Out!!"

The facts and what constitutes boring:

% population over 35  (higher= more boring
% of married households  (higher= more boring)
% of households with kids  (higher= more boring)
Population density   (lower= boring)

1.  Lake Forest  (Where really rich folk live)
2.  Hawthorn Woods  (Also where rich folk live)

3.  Inverness  (Also)
4.  SPRING GROVE  (Where the heavily taxed live)  We sure aren't rich, anyway.

5.  Oak Brook

How Could This Be?  --RoadDog