Is the Cozy Dog Haunted?

Just in time for Halloween, I have this story just in from Springfield, Illinois' famous Cozy Dog. This venerable Route 66 eatery is noted for its Cozy Dogs which are actually corn dogs, but corn dogs like you've never had before. There are those who have to have their Cozy Fix at least once a year. I'm one of them.

While having breakfast on Tuesday near the Liars Table, I was reading some of their periodicals when a metal condiment holder slid off the edge of an unoccupied table and crashed to the floor. This was witnessed by myself and two folks at the Liars Table.

One guy from the other table walked over and put it back in place. They told me that this has happened before and they have a scientific theory as to how it happened. About fifteen minutes, it happened again as if someone or something was trying to make a point. Again, it was cleaned up by a guy from the Liars Table.

I'm of the opinion that perhaps someone died in the old Abraham Lincoln Motel and it is continuing the haunting at the Cozy Dog which was torn down at its original spot and replaced by a, get this, Walgreen's (well, it's sort of on a corner). One of the Liar's Table guys said it might by Ed Waldemire come back from the dead to make sure everything is up to his standards. Perhaps he didn't want me to walk out with a magazine.

Weird Stuff at the Cozy Dog. What was That Song about "Laura?" --RoadDog