What Probably Not to Say or Do When Pulled Over for DUI

Or, Waylon Would be So Proud.

From the September 19th Chicago Tribune.

Few things mess a perfectly good drive down the road more than the flashing lights of a police car behind you, especially if you've had a few drinks.

This is a story out of Orland Park, Illinois. A 38-year-old Orland Park woman was pulled over early in the morning of September 9th on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.

Police reported that when asked to walk a straight line, she sashayed back and forth, hands on hips, as though she was a runway model.

THEN, she asked officers to read her her "AMANDA RIGHTS."

Just what are her "Amanda Rights?"

The Tribune took a look at Waylon Jennings' 1979 #1 hot, "Amanda."

"You have the right to be a gentleman's wife. You have the right to light up the life of an aging country boy. If you can not afford a light, one will be provided for you at no charge."

I Only Had a Coupla beers, Occifer. --RoadDog