Do You Remember These?

My Uncle Bo sent me an e-mail featuring those famous roadside signs of Burma Shave.

Do you remember any of these?

There would be five separate signs.

Hardly a driver
is now alive
who passed
on hills
at 75.

Don't lose your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it.

Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What Happened
Next is not amusing.

An American Classic. --RoadDog